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Clown Review 3

Welcome to the official clown honking website, run by clowns for clowns. I'm your host, Baby Clown, and I'm here to tell you all about how to properly honk your horn and tie your bows. Today we are going to be analyzing this clown:

This is the first family of clowns to be reviewd. This paticular colony is in a group of five, with their most prominent feature being the agape mouth.

The size class of these is S, and their physical appearance is standard. The head has potentially unpainted ears and nose, and they cut off just under the chest.

While these clowns call the carnival home, they do not perform any tricks. Their main purpose is to catch fluids inside their strange mouths, and pick a winner based on who deposited the most fluid. Water is most commonly used.